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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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