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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Thor eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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