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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simba eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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