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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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