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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮
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