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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Worf eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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