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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Spock eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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