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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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