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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Roxy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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