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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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