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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Peanut eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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