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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rocky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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