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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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