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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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