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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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