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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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