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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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