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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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