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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rufus eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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