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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rufus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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