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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Murphy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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