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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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