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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁
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