Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.