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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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