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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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