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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ziggy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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