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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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