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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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