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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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