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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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