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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simba eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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