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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simba eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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