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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡
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