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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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