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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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