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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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