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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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