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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Victoria
had their beloved pet
mouse 🐁
Mr
Cuddles
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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a bull 🐮
an elephant 🐘
a venomous snake 🐍
a crocodile 🐊
a turkey 🦃
a cow 🐮
a tiger 🐯
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