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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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