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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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