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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Tilly eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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