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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Lola eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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