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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Charlie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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