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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bella eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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