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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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