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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Frodo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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