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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Daenerys eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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