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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Daenerys eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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