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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺
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