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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Akira eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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