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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Picard eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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