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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Worf eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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