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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rex eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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