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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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