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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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